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Pretentious Yet Naive Butternut Peascotch Creme Mousse

January 28th, 2006

Carbs Per Serving: 4-6 g

Effort: Easy

Ingredients:
3 oz. cream cheese, softened
3 Tbsp. sugarfree peanut butter (or soynut butter, or other nut butter)
½ cup heavy cream
1 cup water
1 package instant sugarfree butterscotch pudding

How to Prepare:

Combine cream cheese, peanut butter and water. In another bowl whip the cream until stiff. Gently fold in the pudding mix. When well combined, bit by bit fold the peanutbutter mixture into the whipped cream mixture. Refrigerate for an hour or more.

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Smothered Chicken (no asphyxiation required)

January 27th, 2006

Carbs: Variable

Effort: Easy

Ingredients:
4 boneless chicken breasts or boneless thighs
1 lg onion
1 pkg mushrooms
garlic powder
black pepper
4-6 oz cheese (swiss, provolone, cheddar or mozzarella)
4 slices bacon
2 tbsp white wine

How to Prepare:
Fry the bacon in a large skillet. While the bacon is
frying, slice the onion and mushrooms. When bacon reaches the desired
crispness, remove from pan. If there is too much grease, pour
some off, there should be enough to coat the bottom of the pan.
Butterfly the chicken and/or pound thin , as in scallopini.
Place the chicken in the pan. Add onions and mushrooms to
skillet, heaping around edges of chicken.Season to taste and sautee until
done, flipping half way through (about 5 minutes each side,
depending how thin). Add the white wine. When done, scoop
up all the onions and mushrooms and place on top of the
chicken. Break up bacon and place that on top. Finally, top
with cheese. Place a lid over to melt the cheese for a minute or
two.

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Salt Dome Standing Rib Roast (Prime Rib)

January 24th, 2006

Carbs: essentially zero.

Effort:

Ingredients:
10 pounds coarse (Kosher) salt — (3-4 boxes)
1 beef prime rib roast — (three-bone; about 5-6 lbs)
3 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce
1 1/2 teaspoons paprika
pepper

How to Prepare:
Preheat over to 500º F. Pour a small amount of the salt in a large roasting pan until
bottom is evenly covered, and then spray a fine mist of water over salt with a hand-held sprayer until salt is moist and sticky.

Place prime rib in the pan.

Mix Worcestershire sauce and the paprika in a small bowl and pour carefully over prime rib. Using your hands, rub the mixture all over the meat. Season meat with pepper.

Cover meat completely with remaining salt, heaping into a dome shape (there may be some extra left over) and spray entire surface of salt with water until moist and sticky. You may need to spray water to during the doming process to help the salt hold its shape. Place in oven and bake for 15 minutes per pound (roast will be medium rare inside).

Remove from oven, let meat stand for 5 min then carefully break salt away with a kitchen mallet and remove. Brush any remainng salt off and carve.

Fear not the fatty bits! Yum!

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Demure Meaty-Cheesey Cajun Balls

January 19th, 2006

Carbs: 7 g total (excepting cheese, which may vary)

Effort: Easy

Ingredients:
1 1/2 pounds lean ground beef
1 egg
Cheddar (or preferred) cheese — cubed and frozen
1 tablespoon cajun spice
salt — to taste
pepper — to taste

How to Prepare:
Mix ingredients in large bowl. Form mixed meat into golfball size meatballs.
Then Carefully push frozen cheddar cubes into meatballs; don’t leave the hole where the cheese went in open so the cheese wont leak out when they’re in the oven.

Sprinkle with a little more cajun spice just for fun. Bake at 400º F for aprox. 30 minutes.

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Soy Angel

January 19th, 2006

Carbs Per Serving: <2 g

Effort: Easy

Ingredients:
1 Cup Plain, Unsweetened Soy Milk
1 Packet Splenda OR
Favorite no-carb flavoring syrup (Torani, DaVinci, Atkins, etc.), to taste

How to Prepare:
Heat the soymilk in the microwave until hot, add splenda or flavored syrup. Stir well, as microwaved liquids may not be uniform in temperature throughout the mug.

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Deep Dixie Doodoo Ham with Redeye Gravy

January 17th, 2006

Carbs Per Serving: 1 g

Effort: Easy

Ingredients:
1tbs butter
1 ham steak about 1 1/3lbs
1 cup strong coffee
3/4 tsp sugar
1/4 tsp hot pepper sauce

How to Prepare:
place 10″ skillet over med-high heat until hot. Add butter, tilt
skillet to coat bottom. Add ham steak, cook 3 min. Turn and cook 2 min
longer. Remove ham; place on service platter and set aside.
Increase heat to high. Add coffee, sugar and pepper sauce. Bring to boil
and continue boiling 2 to 3 min until reduced to 1/4 cup liquid,
scraping bottom and sides. Spoon over meat. Enjoy.

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Steak with Pate and Cheese

January 17th, 2006

Carbs Per Serving: 2-4 g (depending on pate and cheese)

Effort: Easy

Ingredients:
2 thinly sliced steaks of your preferred cut
1-2oz Ardennes or Brussels pate
Thinly-sliced Cheddar or other mild cheese

How to Prepare:
Fry the steak until it’s cooked as much as you want (I prefer well
done) then remove from pan, spread a thin layer of pate over the
cooked steak and top with cheese. Place under the grill until cheese
bubbles. Yum. You can also fry some onion with the steak and put it
between the pate and the cheese.

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Snow Capped Broccoli ‘N’ Ham

January 14th, 2006

Carbs Per Serving: Variable

Effort: Average

Ingredients:
1 10 ounce package frozen or fresh broccoli or cauliflower
10 ounces fully cooked ham, chopped ( about 2 cups)
1/4 cup chopped onion
3/4 cup salad dressing or mayonnaise
3 egg whites
1 teaspoon dry mustard
2 tablespoons of parmesan or mozzerella cheese
I can mushrooms

How to Prepare:
run hot water over broccoli just until thawed. drain and put in
square casserole dish or divide in 4 10 ounce custard cups.
combine chopped ham, onion and 1/4 cup of the salad dressing or
mayonnaise. Spoon ham mixture over broccoli in custard cups or
caserole dish.
For egg topping, in a small mixer bowl beat egg whites till stiff
and peaks form. Stir together the remaining salad dressing and dry
mustard. Fold salad dressing mixture into beaten egg whites. Spoon
egg mixture over ham mixture in custard cups or casserole dish.
Sprinkle the cheese on top. Bake in a 350º F oven for 18 min or till
topping is golden.

Pumpkin Squares, Daddy-O

January 9th, 2006

Carbs Per Serving: 3.44 g

Effort: Easy

Ingredients:
1 cup Atkins or Keto Pancake/Waffle Mix
1 cup Splenda
1 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon ground ginger
1 teaspoon ground cloves
(or substitute 1 Tbs of Pumpkin pie spice for the last 3 ingreidients)
1/4 cup chopped nuts (optional)
1/2 vegetable oil
1 cup canned pumpkin
2 large eggs

Optional Cream cheese topping
4 oz. softened cream cheese
2 Tablespoons Splenda
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract

How to Prepare:
Preheat oven to 350º F. Mix eggs, oil and sugar together well.
Add pumpkin and stir again. Add remaining ingredients and blend for
about 1 minute. This batter can be beaten by hand if preferred. Pour
into a slighty sprayed and dusted 9×9 square pan. Bake for 22 -25
minutes or until toothpick inserted comes out clean. Allow to cool
completely! For the optional topping, mix cream cheese, splenda, and
vanilla. Spread onto cooled cake. Cut into 16 squares.
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Lemony, Creamy Lemon Cream Pie

January 9th, 2006

Carbs Per Serving: about 7

Effort: Average

Ingredients:
Crust:

1/2 C ground nuts (macadamias or walnuts)
2 packets Splenda
1/4 C Atkins or comparable bake mix
3 T melted butter

Filling:

1/2 Pint (8 fl oz) heavy cream
1 package sugar-free Lemon Jell-o
3/4 C water
1 packet Splenda

How to Prepare:
Crust:
Chop nuts in a food processor, or by hand. Try to get as fine a
grind as possible without turning them to butter. Combine nuts, bake
mix, and Splenda in a bowl. Add in melted butter and blend until you
have a crumbly mixture that will hold its shape if pressed together
(you may not need the entire 3 T of butter).

Grease a pie dish (7-8″ works best), and pour in crust mixture.
Press firmly into the bottom and sides of the pan, coming up the
side about 2″. Bake this in a 300º F preheated oven for about
10-14 minutes, until it just barely begins to darken (careful -
don’t overbake). Remove from oven and cool.

Filling:

Heat 3/4 C water in a small saucepan. When boiling, add the package
of Jell-o. Stir to dissolve completely, then take off heat. Chill
until the Jell-o liquid is cold, but not starting to set (about 20
mins in the refrigerator).

Pour 3/4 C of heavy cream into a chilled bowl (the other 1/4 C will
be whipped for a topping, but this is to be done just before
serving). Beat until very stiff peaks form. Add the chilled Jell-o
liquid to the whipped cream. Beat for a few seconds, just enough to
fully mix. Pour the filling into the cooled pie crust and spread to
form an even top. Place in the refrigerator and chill for at least 3
hours.

Just before serving, beat the remaining 1/4 C of heavy cream, adding
Splenda to taste. Cut the pie into pieces and serve with a dollop of
whipped cream.
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